Probably the funniest sponsorship request we have ever seen....

The applicant has been left anonymous to protect him. Enjoy, this is a GENUINE email (yer n then tiffny got her mini out an i wuz like err what you doin an she was like shut up & i wuz like shut yerself bitch it an Mr Wezly looked over an said stop it or sumfink or noffink I was like shut up i wunt even there...):

Email starts:

Hello ,
I am emailing you about being a team rider I don't know if this is were you send an email saying about sending your race credentials to you, i don't know if this is the right place so i will just send it here :)
I am 13 and i have been into bikes for mainly most of my life when i was about 6 or 7 i started to drive some old moped that my dad got or free and i was driving that for a couple of years and then when i was about 10 my dad brought be a midi moto which i still use now and i can do little wheelies but the bike is not as powerful enough and then later on this year i brought a mini dirt bike 49cc the person who i brought it off put on racing parts like new high performance springs ect i have been riding that for 6 - 8 weeks you can pull wheelies on it but because it is soo light you just go over the top you can also pull endos ok but the best thing you can do is jump on it but it breaks occasionally once the shock snapped at the bottom so we had to get a new one and when we brought it the back break was soo hard to pull so i fixed that with the help on my bike, I have damaged it by doing a jump that i made it was quite big probably half way between my knee and my hip and i jumped and tried to flick the back of the bike out but i kind of failed it and i landed on the wheel but then i don't really know how the bike flipped on the side and ripped the foot peg in half so i got straight back up and done it again with the peg still broke and then i realized that it needed fixing and then today i went on the bike with my friend and my brother and he made a ramp and i jumped that it was a little bit smaller than my one but i went quite far i done it twice and then i herd this rattling it was the exhaust it was about to fall off! I sent this email because i was wondering do you know if i can be part of the team or is that a bit too far fetched or if not do you know anywhere to get a pit bike cheap about £150 i don't really mind if it is second hand.
Thank you